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Feb. 21st, 2004 11:57 pmSo this morning I had a sorority meeting where we spent an hour and a half deciding on what sort of jeans we should wear for rush. I feel so very shallow. Depressingly, I also have to buy new jeans.
The Greek system is almost as gay as Queer as Folk. Even excluding all the naked hazing and goat sex, there is still much for me to be excited about. For example at my favourite fraternity:
Cait: Oh, Steve, let's leave so Mark can get changed
Steve: Why? I mean I see him naked all the time. It's not like we don't shower together.
Cait:...In the same stall?
Steve: Well sometimes it gets rushed in the morning...and it conserves water.
Mark: Yah. It's really hard to loofah your own back
Or:
Alex: My girlfriend dumped me. She thought I spent too much time with my brothers (brothers=guys in your own frat)
Billy:Aw man. It's okay. I love you. *They hug. at length. with rubbing of the backs*
Alex: At least I know I'll always have you. I love you dude.
Or:
The fact the washroom is filled with more beauty aids than the sorority house. Concealer, expensive shaving cream, deep conditioner, premium razors, cologne and on and on and on.
Or:
Cait: So what's the theme for the barparty tonight?
Rob: Heteroflexible.
Cait: You mean...actually what do you mean?
Rob: Same sex, opposite sex - tonight we're flexible!
Cait: *blinks*
And there are a ton of gay guys in the Greek system. Some of them are dating. And that makes me happy.
This is what made me sad:
I was outside the library this afternoon with my friend Tyler (who is gay as blazes) and we were just fooling around a bit - kissing la la la, when the most current ex boyfriend appears
Bastard Ex: Oh. Hello Cait. I have a new girlfriend. She's way prettier than you. Is this your new boyfriend?
Cait:...yes. yes it is. Isn't he good looking? Also tall.
Tyler: Cait. honey. didn't you know I was gay? I mean we just had a long conversation on the love Micheal and Ted share.
Cait: *shifty eyes at ex boyfriend* oh. um. you're gay. I hate you. How could you um, date me. Under false pretenses.
Bastard Ex: *walks away*
So I hit Tyler and tell him that his only purpose was to pretend to date me and that that was the reason I HAVE hot gay friends.
Tyler: *yells to ex* Oh yah! I forgot! We were dating. And we had sex! And she was good at it. For a girl.
Cait: *facepalms*
The Greek system is almost as gay as Queer as Folk. Even excluding all the naked hazing and goat sex, there is still much for me to be excited about. For example at my favourite fraternity:
Cait: Oh, Steve, let's leave so Mark can get changed
Steve: Why? I mean I see him naked all the time. It's not like we don't shower together.
Cait:...In the same stall?
Steve: Well sometimes it gets rushed in the morning...and it conserves water.
Mark: Yah. It's really hard to loofah your own back
Or:
Alex: My girlfriend dumped me. She thought I spent too much time with my brothers (brothers=guys in your own frat)
Billy:Aw man. It's okay. I love you. *They hug. at length. with rubbing of the backs*
Alex: At least I know I'll always have you. I love you dude.
Or:
The fact the washroom is filled with more beauty aids than the sorority house. Concealer, expensive shaving cream, deep conditioner, premium razors, cologne and on and on and on.
Or:
Cait: So what's the theme for the barparty tonight?
Rob: Heteroflexible.
Cait: You mean...actually what do you mean?
Rob: Same sex, opposite sex - tonight we're flexible!
Cait: *blinks*
And there are a ton of gay guys in the Greek system. Some of them are dating. And that makes me happy.
This is what made me sad:
I was outside the library this afternoon with my friend Tyler (who is gay as blazes) and we were just fooling around a bit - kissing la la la, when the most current ex boyfriend appears
Bastard Ex: Oh. Hello Cait. I have a new girlfriend. She's way prettier than you. Is this your new boyfriend?
Cait:...yes. yes it is. Isn't he good looking? Also tall.
Tyler: Cait. honey. didn't you know I was gay? I mean we just had a long conversation on the love Micheal and Ted share.
Cait: *shifty eyes at ex boyfriend* oh. um. you're gay. I hate you. How could you um, date me. Under false pretenses.
Bastard Ex: *walks away*
So I hit Tyler and tell him that his only purpose was to pretend to date me and that that was the reason I HAVE hot gay friends.
Tyler: *yells to ex* Oh yah! I forgot! We were dating. And we had sex! And she was good at it. For a girl.
Cait: *facepalms*
