So this post has been building for about two weeks, and I had many things to say but I forgot most of them. So I will say what I can in point form.
*Does anyone else lie to hairdressers? Every time I go get my hair cut - and it's usually a different place every time, I go to super expensive salons but get whatever apprentice is available because it is 80% off - I tell the most random and ridiculous lies. I don't know. Maybe it is a reaction to someone touching my head.
*Fandom: Yah. I'm getting really into spn, but keep searching out really wretch kidfic. There's something about large eyes and wobbly lips coupled with demon hunting. Of course, if I decided to get into the wincest, I would get the same emotional-ness of the tiny kids, except with sex. I've read a couple of wincest fics, but I was really put off by the fact that Sam and Dean were totally fine and well adjusted about doing each other up the ass. I mean, come on - it's not like la la la, going to the store, driving in the car, fucking my brother up the ass, eating lunch - all part of a normal life.
*ps: Please don't wank me. I understand it is a special and beautiful thing. Also, I am a BNF, you can't fight me. In my mind.
*Fandom: SGA continues to rock out as always.
*My fic:
My fic a) It's terrible. It's some random homage to Jamie Ray Newman and is another ridiculous crossover, which starts with Laura Cadman going off the rails and leaving Atlantis to start a new life in California, where she changes her name to Mindi and marries some old man because she just wants to be safe. But then the Dean is murdered and Veronica and Keith Mars are investigating but then it turns out it was something supernatural/extra-terrestrial so she goes and becomes some demon hunter with the Winchester boys with all of her Atlantis skills. All I'm sayin', Jamie Ray better not guest star in any other shows. Also: this will never be completed. I refuse to write any more crossovers.
my fic b) an sga fairy tale, which I started a year ago and at 10 197 words, and I don't think it is ever going to be done.
John met his mother for the first time in twenty years on the Atlantean mainland. She was dancing in the fairy ring, eyes blazing and hair whipping around her naked body.
“Hello mom” John said, eyes fixed resolutely above her neck. “Take the curse off of the Athosians.”
John’s mother laughed, a silver tinkling sound that made Rodney’s teeth hurt.
“Holy fucking God.” Rodney turned to John. “Your mother is a fairy.”
John’s mother screamed and disappeared in a gust of wind, the rest of the fairies joining her one by one. John looked at Rodney, irritated. “Thanks a lot, McKay, everyone knows that if you invoke the name of God to a fairy they’ll disappear. Now how are we going to get this sorted out.”
Rodney sort of stared at John’s ears. “Your mother is a fairy.”
John looked at him like he was a moron. "Yes."
"You're a fairy." Rodney could barely get his mouth around the words. "I thought that the Marines were calling you
gay."
I swear that no one will be called fat in this fic. Or go visit Vancouver.
*My life: So I went to Victoria for a bunch of Liberal party meetings last weekend, and after the big meet and greet party, where I got rid of the last of my ugly business cards, all of the boys went to a strip club. I was the only girl. So I got to go back to my hotel and fume while my colleagues went to stuff loonies into some poor unwed crack mom's g-string. I was so fucking irritated beyond belief.
*Job: Ridiculously easy job is hiring me on permanently, and sending me to Ottawa in the near future. Success!
*Social life: HAH. That'd be new. I started on a new campaign. I am stressed already, although they are paying me ridiculous amounts of money.
That's it.
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eleveninches, because at one point, long ago, she asked for fic where Rodney gay-bashes John. I actually do like Rodney, you know.
